Your Deadbeat Dad Promised He Would Be Home For Christmas (But Unsurprisingly, His Flight Has Been Delayed) ...And Now It's Canceled

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	1.	Your Deadbeat Dad Promised He Would Be Home For Christmas (But Unsurprisingly, His Flight Has Been Delayed) ...And Now It's Canceled 01:03	lyrics	buy track
	"Wooo-eeee boy! This years Santa's retiring the reindeer, and now he's got a fat horde of hogs!" "My ex wife on the team?" "Don't rightly know. Haven't been down to grease 'em up." "Oh, you nasty sumbitch" Ahhhhhh... Sorry I could not be home for Christmas It's a hard job being a Corporate pork salesman "Ah goddamnit... There's pig shit in my fucking stocking!" Breeeeeeeeeeeee... Crimmas Motherfuckin' crimmas Motherfuckin' crimmas Motherfuckin' crimmas Crimmas

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released December 27, 2020

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Incandesca Old Town, Maine

Incandesca (named for the word incandescent, meaning “full of strong emotion; passionate”) began as a studio adventure between two best friends with a passion for metal music; song-writer Chris Lyons and vocalist Billy Lever.

The project is in ever active metamorphosis. ... more

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